American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?
Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…
(Source: apokalypse-wow, via miranda-pizza)
u ever catch yourself overthinking then you’re like bitch what the fuck who cares
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zinf:
why are there so many different kinds of pasta they all taste the same tbh
who hurt you
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